April 2013
do-you-even-lift-faggot:
u gon act like a bitch
u gon die like a bitch
thepasta-nerada:
vvrathia:
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
1 tag
wild-lion:
I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them
theregeneratingdegenerate:
i was looking at a panorama image of Mars from the Rover and..
..
???
ahlakes:
What if… the white stripes
and the black keys
made an album together
They could just call it piano
vampireswillbutthurtyou:
don’t you hate it when you’re trying to play basketball and your head’s in the game but your heart’s in the song
come on my personal for 5 seconds logging back out now because as much as i like misha this is just fucking ridiculous bye
internetexplorers:
internetexplorers:
are you my big toe?
because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house yoooooooooooooo
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Zodiac Expressions of Sadness
♈ Aries: Rage, impulsivity and failure to get worked up about the things they normally do, oppositional but with less verve and energy
♉ Taurus: Isolation, binge eating and lethargy, a sense of 'me against the world', less patience, easier to enrage
♊ Gemini: Silence, nerves, over thinking, easily distractible and seems 'elsewhere'; they are fairly intolerable to sadness they tend to detach/dissociate from feelings after a short while
♋ Cancer: Teariness, neediness, isolation, binge eating, crying after insignificant events, stomach aches, a feeling of separation from everyone around them
♌ Leo: Obvious displays of stress, they become like a wound up string and as if they are on the brink of a nervous break down. Short tempered and needy (only around close friends/family)
♍ Virgo: Isolation, heightened compulsions (cleaning, washing hands more etc;), unresponsive in conversations, at time blunt and more oppositional
♎ Libra: General feeling of instability/moodiness, reduced urge to socialize/be with friends, hopelessness, a feeling of being disliked/rejected by everyone, you can sense them 'trying' to be happy and keep composed
♏ Scorpio: Isolation, opposition, hostility and violent mood swings. Intense melancholy with at times delusions and paranoia. Thoughts even scary to them, a sense of 'me against the world'.
♐ Sagittarius: Lethargy, escapism (substance use etc;), uncharacteristically more serious and tense, less tolerance, feelings of worry when thinking into the future
♑ Capricorn: Demotivation, lethargy, hopelessness, over thinking, they seem tense and 'overly alert', hyper vigilant, force themselves to 'go through the motions', nothing impresses them
♒ Aquarius: Uneasy, harder to 'reach'; as if they are far away. Silence, isolation, detachment, even though they try to appear happy. Distractible
♓ Pisces: Teariness, anxiety, isolation, when they feel sadness they tend to feel 'all at once', nerves, obsessive/ruminating thinking, hopelessness, despair, lethargy
theprostitutionwhore:
how do you get a boyfriend what type of bait do you use
March 2013
zackisontumblr:
what if amanda bynes is locked up somewhere, and penelope tate is pretending to be her causing trouble